- Welcome back readers! Since Harper and Liam are recently divorced, I’ve decided to add Liam’s household as a rotation. Enjoy!

Dearest Gwennie,
I’ve decided to write you letters like your Grandma Bella used to do for us! You’re a toddler as I’m writing this. I’m so sorry your Mom and I couldn’t make it work, but we both love you beyond measure! This picture was from when we were going to stay with your Aunts and Uncles: Cassandra, Alexander, Kassidy, Tatum, and Amelia Goth. As soon as we arrived, there was a fire to contend with… It turns out your Uncle Alexander was trying to make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich…Don’t worry, the fire department successfully put out the flames! Since I deemed it an unsafe environment, we ended up moving closer to my work in Oasis Springs. (In case you ever wonder why we didn’t move to Willow Creek.) We will still see the Goth side of our family though! Now you know why I have an intense fear of fire like your Aunt Hazel!

Uncle Fisher did his best to cheer us up after the divorce. You had aged into toddler hood with clingy tendencies-which is understandable and I love you no less! Nevertheless, Uncle Fisher has helped us out a lot and I’m grateful!

I finally decided to take Fisher up on his offer to buy me drinks. Apparently yours and your Mother’s Nanny Brandy is a lounge singer on the side. I’ve got to say-she has talent!

I was pretty amused watching your Aunt Kassidy try to flirt with Uncle Fisher-a very happily married man! I’ll confess: I probably let it go on longer than I should have! >.> I did have to break the news to her later in private and have been apologizing every day since!
Other than that, we’re starting to acclimate to our new life in our cosy home! I have the privilege of raising you and watching you grow. Your Mother and I are currently working on custody arrangements for you at this point.
Oh! I’ve discovered I like retro music like most members of your Mother’s side of the family! I wouldn’t be surprised if you do yourself someday!

It turns out that Nanny McCarthy’s singing career took off, so I hired a new Nanny for you: Mr. Rex Todd. So far he seems wonderful and you two get along well!

I was doing overtime at Chez Llama, but Mr. Todd keeps proving to be an excellent caretaker! I even gave him a bonus for the wonderful job he’s doing!

It seems I spoke too soon… This image off your nanny cam had my blood boiling! Rex ended up yelling at you for several minutes, which explains our protracted battle in court… He’s lucky that’s all he has to endure…We’re blessed to possess both the Goth and Grove fortunes!

Here’s a pic of me chewing out Rex. You may wonder why I’m documenting this all… I just want you to have a candid account of your childhood from my perspective for when you become a young lady. Your Mother loves you very much and has her own way of showing it. It is my fondest wish that you and your mother have as strong of a bond as you and I share right now!
Love always,
Dad